givesgreathugs: (Moonlight)
Kevin ([personal profile] givesgreathugs) wrote in [personal profile] auniversity 2013-10-30 09:52 pm (UTC)

Kevin lives in a private home that he owns. Big. Expensive. You'd basically get your own section as big as an apartment, but three times as fancy. Kev will happily foot the bill for all your food and booze. You will be living the high life. Think of the parties!

But.

Kevin's "lived in" areas of the house include:

-Blood three inches deep on the floor, scattered with small bones and human teeth.
-Walls painted black and splattered with gore.
-A computer that doesn't actually have keys, just a mass of flesh that he somehow types with.
-A full recording studio that looks like people died in it. Lots of people.
-Cameras EVERYWHERE.
-A lab of some kind. Who knows what it's for, but that looks more like a rack than an operating table.
-And more!

If you're willing to clean up your section of the house, it's yours! Kevin's reaaaaaally friendly. He'd love to have some roommates.

Post a comment in response:

This account has disabled anonymous posting.
If you don't have an account you can create one now.
HTML doesn't work in the subject.
More info about formatting