Roommate Search

[auniversity]

Looking for a roommate? We can help! Comment below with what you're looking for in a roommate, or just leave a blank comment. Look around the other people and see if you can find the perfect (or worst) roommate for you!

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[coffeerun]

roommate must:

love coffee
tolerate possible rambings about stephen king
require a sleep mask or be fine without perfect dark sleep settings as alarm clock is glaringly bright
want to punch alan in the face half the time
etc etc etc blah blah

[ex_lanes227]

who the fuck would wanna ever be roommates with you (unsure)

[givesgreathugs]

Kevin lives in a private home that he owns. Big. Expensive. You'd basically get your own section as big as an apartment, but three times as fancy. Kev will happily foot the bill for all your food and booze. You will be living the high life. Think of the parties!

But.

Kevin's "lived in" areas of the house include:

-Blood three inches deep on the floor, scattered with small bones and human teeth.
-Walls painted black and splattered with gore.
-A computer that doesn't actually have keys, just a mass of flesh that he somehow types with.
-A full recording studio that looks like people died in it. Lots of people.
-Cameras EVERYWHERE.
-A lab of some kind. Who knows what it's for, but that looks more like a rack than an operating table.
-And more!

If you're willing to clean up your section of the house, it's yours! Kevin's reaaaaaally friendly. He'd love to have some roommates.

[givesgreathugs]

Update: Still lots of room in Casa de Kevin! So far, he's got Clay!

[auniversity]

It has been officially set that the STREXCORP Mansion will have eight rooms. Six of these are left for the taking.

[twentypieces]

YO HELLO this is clay kaczmarek aka subject sixteen aka conspiracy theorist nutjob

clay is going to be a fun person to live with, that's for sure! most of the time he'll be working hard
like really hard
really really hard
on his programming and history homework

but when he gets stressed out things might get a little crazy up in here

expect:
lots of corkboards with weird pictures and sticky notes that don't make sense and tacks with string stretched across them connecting a lot of seemingly unconnectable things
some of these sticky notes won't be in english or even in a language made up of letters

sometimes he's going to just write directly on the walls

but he's also a snarky little asshole and probably too smart for his own good

please give him a roommate

[onair]

Hello AUniversity! This is Cecil Palmer and he really needs a roomie. Someone to listen to him rant. Someone to occasionally side-eye him with growing concern and discomfort. Someone who won't disturb Cecil's weird bloodstone circle too often or start crying when they come in some day and the room seems strangely, just slightly, a little smaller than it had when they'd left for class that morning. (Or, y'know, someone who will do those things. That works too.)

Cecil kind of has powers, in that weird, bizarre, and unsettling things tend to happen around him - he's not aware of this really, but it could make for some interesting roommate shenaniganry!

Also, Cecil's clean. Very very clean. Extremely clean. His side of the room is going to be spotless, and he's going to be really annoyed if yours isn't.

[stephonia]

Do you like blisteringly long silences and like to spend your days devoid of vocal interaction? Are you mute? Then congratulations, you're Steph's perfect roommate! On the off chance you can't fit the lofty requirement of full muteness, please refer to the list of other specifications to see if you would make a suiting match (personal-space invaders need not apply):

- No inane chatterers
- No strong accents
- No eating in the bedroom
- No loud music
- No quiet music
- No fidgeting
- No house parties
- No snorers
- No one prone to complusive ticks
- No messy people
- No
- NO

[unkindly]

HI this is Jack Wynand and he needs a roomie.

For the most part he's a pretty quiet guy. He does drink and smoke somewhat excessively, but he's not a partyer (at least not willingly), and no matter how much he drinks he never seems to get drunk.

Apart from that he's not particularly studious. He's an undeclared major, but he does seem to spend a lot of time in study sessions with his adviser... and sometimes when he comes back from them he's pretty disoriented, and sometimes... high? Also he has this thing where he can apparently set things on fire or shoot lighting or freeze things or throw things without touching them... it's a thing. He doesn't like talking about it. Also sometimes you might find him cleaning blood out of stuff. He doesn't like talking about that either.

He's pretty easy-going though! Rolls with the punches well. Extremely well. Weirdly well.

[stephonia]

You don't like talking about your issues, Steph doesn't like talking end-of. They might get on if Steph doesn't realise about the drink, drugs, and spontaneous combustion of random items until it's too late to switch rooms. Just don't set her gadgets on fire and they'll get by. Probably.

[paperstreetsoap]

tentatively looking for a roommate sort of. you know, for company.

Roomie must adhere to these fine ass rules, though:

don't tell him what to fucking do

don't ask stupid questions

never, under any circumstances, call the cops

if a woman comes home with him, treat her respectively or don't speak to her at all. Preferably the later option

try not to destroy the place or parts thereof in any sort of way

let him know if you're inviting people over

sex, drugs, rock and roll are a-okay with him

if you are running from the police, for the love of God, do not enter the apartment

and don't bring the body with you, for fuck's sake, he is not helping you with your shit

expect to play rough every now and then

that's about it. Oh yeah.

don't be a pussy

[velveteenwolf]

These sound like A-OK rules as far as Peter is concerned.

The all important question: will Tyler harsh his chill?

(He's a puppy, not a pussy, is that okay? He also might be a werewolf. Oops.)

He promises not to bring bodies home. Or the cops.

[sheeeit]

Roman will be forced to live in the dorms, so I'm hoping to get the absolute worst possible roommate for him because I'm a sadist towards my characters.

Refer here for personality: http://sheeeit.dreamwidth.org/617.html

[unbleached]

We could be really nefarious and have these two be roommates.

[oldfashionedfutureboy]

He's a doctor, dammit, not an undergrad!

Who wants a grumpy, coffee swilling med student trying to keep the fact he's not entirely right in the head under the radar as a roomate?

[coffeerun]

Alan can and will feed Bones coffee like it's gummy bears. If, you know, you can tolerate all the other stuff that comes with it, like his practically a nightlight alarm clock, etc., or Bones could just punch him in the face.

Oh, also Sy and I were planning on Alan and Moran being on the same floor. So Bones would have to deal with Alan and Moran if they roomed together.

[antivanleather]

Zevran will probably be dorming it up as he doesn't have enough money on hand just yet to do anything else. He's a sassy bastard that's majoring in physical therapy.

He's a fantastic masseuse and can find you some unique herbs.

Just don't drink anything in the kitchen without checking with him first. You might die.

[secondborn]

Alastair will be on campus and he needs a roommate! He's a mostly quiet, studious sort, keeps to himself, with the added benefit of having a small, subtle power that makes people feel comfortable around him and trust him easily. It's a thing he has. He can't control it, it's basically an aura. Anyway he can calm people down easily so if your character has temper issues and don't want to destroy things Al might be a good choice for roommate!

[felined]

UH YEAH SO SELINA NEEDS A ROOMMATE she'd prefer someone clean and possibly someone who doesn't mind her stealing their shit, or at least someone who doesn't mind her having a criminal record

alternately she can have herself a partner in crime! that would be fun >)

[cons]

UUHHHHH

i would love this???

if you're into wichita and selina teaming up

[kino_liebhaber]

Fredrick is looking for a roommate!

Pro's
>He does know how to cook
>He keeps the fridge stocked with Beer
>He will pwn everyone in first person shooters
>He has a huge film collection
>He is very friendly and playful, also an expert air guitarist...okay average air guitarist
>He will be glad to help you with your homework
>He is modest

Con's
>He may attract a lot of attention
>He is very outgoing and will try desperately to become friends with you
>He will randomly start speaking in different languages, mostly German
>He likes romance movies, and will be talking a lot about a certain French girl he met
>He can be somewhat naive and overly trusting

Helen Potter

[audax]

Looking for a Roommate for Dorm of Off-Campus Housing

Gender irrelevant, must not have issues with magic use and owls.

Must be willing to share chores evenly. (Doesn't have to be a rota; you do what you like, I'll do what I like.)

Up nights. Up early morning. Up and sleeping whenever. Can sleep through anything. Hope you can do the same.

Re: Helen Potter

[doctopus]

Maya had no problem living with owls and can sleep through pretty much anything (and since octopuses are traditionally nocturnal her own sleep cycle is pretty whack anyway). If Helen can handle the oddity of living with a sea-monster then the only obvious potential issues with Maya as a roommate are 1) she might eat all the food in the fridge and 2) would Helen be prepared for the arguments over whether or not "magic" actually exists or if it's just stuff yet to be explained by science? Because Maya is all kinds of uppity when it comes to issues of the paranormal.

...She might also hog the bathroom all the time, chilling out in the bath.

[harpbeat]

Looking for a roommate for Eater in the co-ed/non-binary campus housing!

Female!Eater usually remembers to do her chores, and is pretty chatty. She likes playing soft music while she does her work.

Male!Eater prefers blaring loud rock music when he's in, but spends most of the night out anyway. He's also the one more willing to shut up when you want to be left alone.

Don't touch their harp.

[sex_pistol]

ROOMMATE MUST:
-Be hot
-Deal with parties
-Deal with people have sex in the next room or even in front of them
-Not mind a mess
-Be able to cook (cause she can't)

Pros:
-She will fuck you
-She will maybe buy beer
-She's hot
-She will fuck you

Cons:
-She will fuck your friends, your sister, your brother and everyone else you know
-She's here to party so...good luck with that studying thing
-Her side will always be a mess
-She will drink all the beer.

[emergingspirit]

Roommate wanted.

Must be:
Quiet
Respectful
Trustworthy
Not a fan of playing with matches
willing to help me find a girl

[loadust]

Roomie wanted.

Must:
- want to have good times
- not mind parties or things happening late at night. you know, conversations. stuff being exchanged.
- be good at not talking to campus security

Must not:
- I dunno. Be a cop? You've gotta tell me if you're a cop. That's the law.

[paranormalbromance]

HEY

HOW ABOUT THIS BASTARD?

YES?

If you can put up with Matt being severely depressed now and again because you're not the "Shaundi from his world."

[architrave]

roommate must:
• be willing to put up with britishness
• love books and history
• tea
• yes tea is a must
• be okay with Door coming and going at all hours of the night

[discoursed]

this is so late but could these two been roommates because it sounds like they might actually get along fabulously

[barebacking]

roommate must:

* must have a dick
* having no dick is not an option